“Why is my baby always getting sick?”
This is a common question, but a very unnecessary problem.
Children should only become ill if you age them quickly by using a Loving Heart, or due to neglect. Now don’t become defensive because I used the word “neglect”. Neglect means to fail to care for properly – which I am guilty of as well. I’ve left one of my daughter’s out and thought she was playing, only to turn around and see her bored of a toy and suddenly ill. My heart sank when I saw “Angelique is sick and needs attention!” Great.. my own child! What a wonderful example I am! but, I am.. I am the normal busy parent that forgets this or that.. I am just like you, and like you, I need tips and tricks to help keep my babies safe and healthy. That’s what this info-card is all about.
NOTE: If your child is playing with a toy or sleeping, they CANNOT become ill. But like my Angelique, your child can become bored and stop playing with a toy, so monitor them when they’re awake. Will you be away for awhile or are you just too busy? Lay your little down for a nap – they no longer wake themselves up.
You need to be sure all four of your child’s needs are met daily: Food (Nutrition), Rest (Bed/Crib/Cradle), Diaper or Potty chair (Cleanliness), Toys (Loving care).
We suggest keeping your child’s stats over 60%. How can you do this affordably?
1) Use a FUNSIES® Bather or Changer to increase cleanliness – it takes longer than a diaper, but after the initial cost each use is FREE! Who doesn't love free?
2) Use a FUNSIES® bed to raise your child’s relaxation stat – again, after the initial purchase, each use is free
3) Buy a toy and use it several times a day – same as above.. initial cost, but each use is free
All non-food items have unlimited uses.. that's a lot of FREE!
4) Buy bottles or food - fruits provide small stat raises to affordably “bump-up” a food stat
So you may say “but I can’t afford to have my FUNSIES® child rezzed all the time! It’s just too expensive!” We’ve done the calculations, and even if your child is rezzed 24/7, using the MOST EXPENSIVE way to take care of a FUNSIES® child, it is still less than $2 a MONTH to support them - 24/7! That’s less than one cup of coffee. If you use the monthly kits, fruits with lower stats, or diaper bags, it’s even less to support your child – again this is saying if that child is rezzed 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. You MUST have the child sleeping or playing when rezzed.
SO HOW DO I PREVENT ILLNESSES OTHER THAN THE OBVIOUS?
When you awaken your child from sleeping, be sure to feed him/her immediately and clean him/her using a diaper or bath. Raising those stats from 0 when sleeping to 100 once awakened will STOP the threat of an illness.
I JUST USED A LOVING HEART TO AGE MY CHILD QUICKLY! WILL THEY BECOME ILL?
All FUNSIES® children are different. Some become ill if you age them 1 month, and some do not become ill even if you age them by 5 years. Instant aging is the highest risk way to becoming ill for your child. But it’s not the end of the world! If your child has FUNSIES® Insurance, healing is free. If not, each medicine is only L$75. Would you prefer a FUNSIES® doctor to heal your child? L$500 guarantees all needed healings regardless of the time aged.
MY CHILD BECAME ILL AND HER STATS WERE 100%
Welcome to the world of being of a parent. Though VERY rare, sometimes your child just gets sick. If you have FUNSIES® Insurance, have her pediatrician see her immediately. If not, you may buy the medicine at FUNSIES® grocery store for only L$75.
Your child can also catch illnesses from other kids, just like rl, so make sure he/she gets their vaccines every 90 days, beginning at the age of 3 months (90 days) - again, this included FREE with FUNSIES® Medical Insurance
FUNSIES® MEDICAL INSURANCE
All needs for your child concerning healings, vaccines, illnesses, asthma, broken bones etc., are covered under the Insurance plan. Emergency visits are also free. Insurance may be purchased at our main store near the courtesy desk.
More information may be found on our Medicine page.